Bigotry
Wow, I haven't updated in almost a week... getting slack again. I did keep forgetting, though.... mind lapsing is my excuse this time around.
No radio tomorrow, so short day for me.... despite the fact that I've still got to bloody get up at 7am and catch a bus full of mangy face-eating troglodytes whose career lies either at a "technical college" or via part of an anti-establishment brigade. Don't get me wrong, antidisestablishmentarianism is perfectly fine, I myself am committed to create a gung ho clan of new-age travellers before the age of 50 alongside my writing aspirations in order to flush out the bigotry of the upper classes and earn me and my plucky warriors peerages, albeit slightly dubious ones.
And now, as it is the run up to Christmas, I've decided to do something daily via my blog, "advent-calendar-style". I've been motivated in the past to do a top 100 countdown and comment on each entry until the day arrives, but instead, i ahve decided to start a mini-column - 25 THINGS WHICH NARK ME OFF! Each day until christmas eve I shall be, as well as blogging, hosting a pet peeve per day and having a good old rant! Here's the first! The peeves aren't in any specific order, just randomly thrown together...
HEATHCLIFF PRESENTS: "25 THINGS WHICH NARK ME OFF"
#1 - BAKISM
"Public Bakism" is a term coined by my good associate Trevor (who also coined the phrases "I need to knock a shunt off" and "I've got a turtle-head poking out"). Public bakists are young couples who insist on french-kissing "passionately" in front of everybody and not giving a toss. They literally sit there, eating each other's faces, whilst we (those of us with slightly more dignity as to chew the inner lip of our current beau) have to sit around drinking our coffees, reading our gossip rags, pretending noit to notice that there is a pair of shameless tongue-masticating dolts who are as close to having casual sex as is possible in public without having the people around them being accused of "dogging" (although they'd need a car for that - my excuse would be that I was merely badger-spotting... although, it didn't work for the Welsh Secretary..). These people need shooting with a hallucinogenic dart, a slap round the face with a wet side of plaice and a healthy dose of common decency crammed down their throats. I sound like a complete bigot, put these people REALLY get my back up.
TOMORROW: What's malicious, middle-aged and gets you to Royston in 20 minutes providing they can be arsed to put down the Times Crossword puzzle?
Instantum Illuminaris Abraxas, Wally watchers.
Heathcliff
No radio tomorrow, so short day for me.... despite the fact that I've still got to bloody get up at 7am and catch a bus full of mangy face-eating troglodytes whose career lies either at a "technical college" or via part of an anti-establishment brigade. Don't get me wrong, antidisestablishmentarianism is perfectly fine, I myself am committed to create a gung ho clan of new-age travellers before the age of 50 alongside my writing aspirations in order to flush out the bigotry of the upper classes and earn me and my plucky warriors peerages, albeit slightly dubious ones.
And now, as it is the run up to Christmas, I've decided to do something daily via my blog, "advent-calendar-style". I've been motivated in the past to do a top 100 countdown and comment on each entry until the day arrives, but instead, i ahve decided to start a mini-column - 25 THINGS WHICH NARK ME OFF! Each day until christmas eve I shall be, as well as blogging, hosting a pet peeve per day and having a good old rant! Here's the first! The peeves aren't in any specific order, just randomly thrown together...
HEATHCLIFF PRESENTS: "25 THINGS WHICH NARK ME OFF"
#1 - BAKISM
"Public Bakism" is a term coined by my good associate Trevor (who also coined the phrases "I need to knock a shunt off" and "I've got a turtle-head poking out"). Public bakists are young couples who insist on french-kissing "passionately" in front of everybody and not giving a toss. They literally sit there, eating each other's faces, whilst we (those of us with slightly more dignity as to chew the inner lip of our current beau) have to sit around drinking our coffees, reading our gossip rags, pretending noit to notice that there is a pair of shameless tongue-masticating dolts who are as close to having casual sex as is possible in public without having the people around them being accused of "dogging" (although they'd need a car for that - my excuse would be that I was merely badger-spotting... although, it didn't work for the Welsh Secretary..). These people need shooting with a hallucinogenic dart, a slap round the face with a wet side of plaice and a healthy dose of common decency crammed down their throats. I sound like a complete bigot, put these people REALLY get my back up.
TOMORROW: What's malicious, middle-aged and gets you to Royston in 20 minutes providing they can be arsed to put down the Times Crossword puzzle?
Instantum Illuminaris Abraxas, Wally watchers.
Heathcliff
posted by Heathcliff at 11/30/2004 11:54:00 PM
2 Comments:
Welcome back, Heath!!
BTW ~ couldn't agree more with you on the 'bakism'!! Keep up the good work ~ fight the good fight and all that! *^_^*
Where does the "bak" in "bakism" and "bakist" come from? Is it in common usage on your side of the Atlantic?
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